Yo bro, you won't believe this absolutely bonkers download size. It says a measly 5 megabytes? More like 5 GIGAS of pure hilarity. I'm rolling on the floor just thinking about it.
Prepare for maximum loading times! because this thing is gonna take an eternity. But hey, at least we'll have tons of memes while we wait, right?
- I can't wait to get my hands on this stuff!
Yo File Size is Tiny Play, Bro! 5MB LOL
{That file size? It's like, nothing. You could practically download it while you're waiting for the microwave to beep, bro. Don't even get me started on how fast it loads. Seriously, I swear this thing opens faster than my girlfriend/roommate/neighbor gets ready in the morning! Five MB? Pfft! Amateur hour, dude. This is like the pocket-friendly of file sizes, bro. Give me a gigabyte any day!
That's Nothing for My Download Speed! 5MB LOL?
Yo, I just downloaded/grabbed/snagged this file and it was like nothing. Seriously, 5 MB? Give me/Throw me/Feed me something more challenging. This machine/rig/beast could handle a whole terabyte/gigabyte/petabyte in seconds!
- Don't even get me started/Let's be real/Seriously though on those slow internet speeds people complain about. I got fiber, baby!
- Downloading a whole season in seconds? That's how we roll.
Is This a Joke? 5MB?? ????????
This file/download/thing is huge/massive/ridiculous, man! 5MB for this tiny/little/simple piece/chunk/scrap of content/information/data? Are they playing/pulling/joking with us? I could definitely download a movie/an album/a whole book in that time. Seriously/Come on/Honestly, what's more info the deal/story/explanation?
{5MB?! You Think I Have Time For That?|Dude 5MB?! That's Like a Century|Lol 5MB?! I Ain't Got Time For That! ????????
Seriously! Man give me a break, my internet is slower than a sloth in winter. I can barely even open a meme without it taking an eternity. 5 MB? That's like asking me to climb Mount Everest blindfolded.
- Give me the lowdown, how am I supposed to download anything with that kind of data limit? I need to be able to browse the web at warp speed, you know?
- I'm gonna explode if I have to wait another minute for this thing to load.
Seriously, upgrade my data plan already!
5MB? Please. My Wi-Fi's on Steroids ????????
Yo, 5MB? That's seriously old tech! My Wi-Fi is running at warp speed. I'm practically living in the matrix. You think downloading a movie takes forever? I can binge an entire season in seconds.
Get with the future, my friend.